Friday, February 17, 2012

Online Dating...Not So Much!

So, I have ventured into the world of online dating. So far, not so good.  I started messaging back and forth with this guy, Steve.  *The names have not been changed to protect the innocent because this guy is a terd.  We messaged for a while and then exchanged phone numbers.  We talked quite a few times over the phone and got along fairly well.  He mentioned a few things that made me question his lifestyle.  He apparently eats dinner at his parents' house several times a week.  Several times a week?  Yes, several times a week.  So I imagined he's a 44-year old virgin who brings his laundry over for his mom to do and then eats her food while his dad asks him what he is going to do with his life.  Anyway, I decide not to be too judgmental and give him a shot.  He waited forever to ask me out.  He finally asks if we can go out on Wednesday after I get out of work.  We agree that we will meet somewhere in Glastonbury.  I had to get off the phone so he said he would text me the next day to figure out where we would meet.  

I got a text from him alright.  He texted me and asked if we could meet at Whole Foods because he needed to "grab some stuff."  What the...?!  I told him I would rather meet at Max Fish or Plan B so we could sit and talk and get to know each other.  He insisted on Whole Foods and said he didn't have time to eat dinner with me because he was meeting his parents for dinner at 7:30pm.  Again, what the...?!  He wanted our first date to be grocery shopping?  This is why he is single.  I don't mean to sound like a snot but are you serious?  I think I am worth more than a stop at Whole Foods.  I'm not sure if it's worth mentioning but that was the last conversation the two of us had.



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